The following is not true.

[tshuma]

"Today I realized I hate everyone in the whole world."  (from a Dilbert cartoon)

It's not true. It merely exaggerates.


Tell me something happy. Please.

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[rbus.livejournal.com]

i've noticed that,
the older you get,
the less your farts smell.

but,
whether that's happy,
or sad.
i leave up to you.
for statements have no intrinsic value.

oh.
update.

not *all* farts smell less.

really.

ack.

[tshuma]

ha! tell me another one, old man.